#5 Kinder Matzot – It’s either made for kids, or made from kids, not sure which….Hat Tip R.R.
#4 I’m so frum, even my dog keeps Pesach
#3 Kosher for Pesach Cigarettes – It’s kosher to smoke on Pesach, as long as you don’t inhale chometz!
#2 A kosher smile! Have you kashered your teeth for Pesach yet?
Step 1- Don’t eat 24 hours prior to kashering.
Step 2 – Scrub teeth with a Brillo Pad.
Step 3 – Brush teeth with Kosher L’Pesach toothpaste.
Step 4 – Go over each tooth with a blow torch.
Step 5 – Rinse mouth with boiling water.
Congratulations! Your teeth are now Kosher L’Pesach!
Photo Hat Tip @TheFrimer
#1 And finally – Kosher L’Pesach plungers! Are your toilet plungers kosher L’Pesach? Here’s the deal, of course we all scrub our toilets before Pesach. However, most if us don’t remember about changing over our plungers. What do we eat all year? Chametz. What do we poop all year? Chametz! Therefore, our plungers are chametz. This has been a public service announcement. Photo hat tip Jaq Benimble
