What NOT to wear this Purim

Being a mohel with herpes for Purim this year might not be the best choice

This a list of Purim costumes that are ill advised in the current political climate

1. A Jewish pedophile
2. A mohel with herpes
3. A tznius policeman
4. A woman with a blurred out face mask
5. Rabbi Freundel
6. An overly strict mikva attendant
7. A get refuser
8. Rabbi Mendel Epstein (aka The Prodfather)
9. A scissor happy sheitel macher offering to tzniufy wigs by chopping off 6 inches
10. A rabbi who poskins on niddah shailahs – heretofore known as 50 Shades of Dam
11. A frisky seminary head rabbi

Feel free to add your own in the comments…..